Mom always told me that I shouldn’t make fun of fat people or ugly people & I’ve generally stuck to that advice. But what about fat women who think they are God’s gift to the planet? Or how about women that are just lazy and don’t take care of their appearance? What if they suffer from both maladies?
And so, I add to the list of delusional women that I was “offered” on eHarmony. I have a list of maybe 100 of these profiles that I’ve saved that should keep us entertained into 2013. Let me take a moment here and pick a “good one” and we’ll see what we can learn from her profile – what we can learn about Western Women & what we can learn about our society.
This lovely eHarmony match is from British Columbia, Canada. According to her profile, what she is MOST PASSIONATE about in life is studying human nature and history. That sounds great, let’s read on. Then she blows it, she’s interested in Mythology. Oh yikes, next she’ll be wearing crystals and channeling energy. Is this what you want in a life partner? A mythology groupie?
Let’s read on…
She’s age 33 and lists her plans for children as “maybe.” Not surprising, feminism teaches women that being a mother is a lower life status than being a working woman.
I read further… she spends her spare time “volunteering.” Oh my, we’ve read about volunteering before. I’ve come to the conclusion that women who like to “volunteer” are interested in helping starving African children but have no interest in having their own children. And in this way, Western society shrinks as the rest of the world’s populations grow. If you look at it this way, you can see that feminism will (eventually) be directly responsible for the extinction of Western Society.
Regardless of the mass of your potential date, looking at her drinking online makes you salivate at the possibilities of a date with her, right? As I look at this photo, I wonder how many late night bing-drinking parties turned into questionable contacts with multiple football team members or nights of unprotected sex that led to coyote morning.
For those of you that aren’t familiar with coyote morning, that’s when you go home with (what you think is a hot chick – your eyes are blurred by so many drinks) a woman and in the morning you awake to find this girl. Unfortunately, you can’t make an escape because your arm is pinned to the bed by her head. So rather than waking her, you chew your arm off with your teeth and make an escape.
I think she’s trying to put out the “fun” (easy) vibe with this shot. All I see is a dive bar gang-bang:
I read further and as she talks about her future boyfriend/husband who she refers to him as her “partner.” This is another feminist term that has come into vogue lately; it relays to us all – on a conscious and subconscious level – that men and women are equal. Any man who has ever talked to a woman knows that men and women are quite different! And that’s not even taking anatomy into consideration!
For the life of me, I can’t understand why this woman wouldn’t just put the Big Mac down and head over to the gym. And then I realize: she can still get men! Western Men don’t realize the bad hand they’ve been dealt. They don’t travel overseas and see so many hot Ukrainian, Columbian and Thai Women. If they did, this girl wouldn’t get a second look. In the land of the blind, the one eye’d man (or in this case, woman) is King (or Queen). This woman is the only game in town and some sucker American/Canadian man will take her bait.
Look on men, you don’t need to settle. Get overseas and check out what else is out there!
Last parting shot: why do women think that standing next to their hot friends will make them look hotter?
“I’m the one in red.” No kidding? Yeah, if you were wearing a white shirt we wouldn’t be able to tell you from the other two. This photo makes me laugh every time I look at it…
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