I’m planning a hunting trip with a buddy and I was looking through Craig’s List for some hunting ranches and I came upon this ad from a woman in rural Texas who’s looking for love. Have you ever been to rural Texas? The women are huge.
So lets examine what the Texas heifers are looking for in a man:
Interested in finding a single white male between 35 – 45 for friendship first. I am a single fun loving mother that would like to spend time doing things of interest to me such as going to movies, taking picnics or whatever my mood dictates at the moment. Please message me what you are looking for in a relationship, what your likes and dislikes are, and tell me about yourself. Please send a picture for one in return. I am not into drama or games, and I require a man that is respectful and honest. I am not a diva or princess but want to be treated like one anyway. Alcohol and drug abusers don’t reply. If you don’t respect yourself you’re not going to repect me either.
“I’m a “single fun loving mother” in Texas speak = “I weigh about 250 pounds and I”m tired of guys dumping their load in me and then leaving without saying goodbye. Now I want the respect that I see all of the thin busty girls getting.”
OK, so she’s tired of being treated like a cum-dumpster. I can respect that. And she spends a little too much time at Hardees carbo loading and drinking biggie sodas. And, she has a kid – made a few bad decisions earlier in life (probably trying to fill the “missing daddy” role). So, we would expect a woman of this caliber to be humble with realistic expectations.
Oh, no. Go back and read again:
“I am not a diva or princess but want to be treated like one anyway.”
Yes, of course. You aren’t really a diva. That’s like the toothless, mullet wearing hill-billy with a Confederate flag in the back of his pickup truck telling you he’s not a redneck. She’s a diva alright – meaning that she want’s to be treated like a princess, have her ass kissed, be able to act like a spoiled rotten bitch and some man has to take her crap. And why? Simply because she has a vagina.
Well, American men can’t really complain about this silliness. I’ve found that American men are just as much feminists as are American women.
I saw an iPhone app that advertises “free dating.” I thought I’d do a search of some of the available stock in rural Texas. The application is called “Dating DNA.” I captured a few screen shots of some “average” Texas gals:
Ruth lists her weight as “about average” at 158. Really? That’s average? Women in Ukraine weight about 120 and that’s their average. Makes me think that importing a wife is going to be a better proposition than finding one in Middle America. Brittany lists her weight at 128 at five foot tall. Based on the “fullness” of her face, I’d say that she tips the scales at a little more than “about average.”
Perhaps I’m not being fair. “About average” might just be that. In Texas.
I scrolled through dozens of photos and found that most women in their 20’s were bisexual, almost all women 20-40 already had children, and 90% or more were straight fat.
This woman actually poses with her kid for her “date me” photos. Well, at least she’s honest. Right up front you know that you’ll be surrogate dad and be expected to raise some other man’s spawn for the chance for some lovin with this Texas hottie.
Here is a typical 20-24 year old American girl. Open to bisexual women and even lesbian affairs. Now, I’m not hating. If a girl wants to munch box I’m not going to complain. If I’m dating a woman and she wants to bring a friend along, I’m not going to pass it up. But, is this the type of woman you want to marry and raise children with? I don’t.
I just received a “hate mail” from a (probably fat) woman who accuses me of horrible crimes against humanity for preying on “economically disadvantaged” women in foreign countries. Hmm…. lets look at the logic in this statement. I can find a woman who isn’t money hungry, with a thin figure and good morals & if I seek her out, I’m some sort of pervert? Sounds like fat spoiled American women don’t like competition. And for good reason.
Getting back to the Craig’s List Texas ads, here are some that I found.
Hi there I’m a 32 yr old attractive single white female. I stand bout 5 ft 2 I’m thick with curves. Have a hour glass frame. I have shorter brown hair & blue eyes. I do have pics. Send some my way and you will recieve mine. Have a great day.
The post givees (sic) it away. I am looking for something more than just friends. I zm (sic) looking for someone that cares about be for me and not afraid to say or do soemthing (sic) about it. I am not afraid to speak my mind I will tell anyone anything and not hold back. I am a very hard working woman I work 6 days a week but able to take a few days off every now and then. I have no children but would like some someday. If the right man has children then thats just fine also. I would love for someone that doesnt (sic) mind texting (sic) just to say good morning or good night. I am a big woman but dont let that stop you I am one of a kind. I am not a liar, cheater, and will not do anyhting (sic) to hurt you. I do not smoke but will drink socially. Well hope after reading this you feel you are up to it to email me and see where it goes.
28, BBW looking for new friends and maybe more. As I stated, I am a larger woman so if that’s not something you’re into no need to reply.
“Chubby” girl who wants 25-35 year old “tall, fit, chic, handsome man”:
I’m not looking for a one-night stand or a fwb thing. I’m looking for a guy who wants to text, maybe hang out sometimes, and if something develops or happens, we’re both consenting adults.. I go to bed later and wake up early, and would really like to find someone to text at odd hours. You: must be single!! Be between 25-35. Prefer tall, fit white guys, geeky-chic a plus. Also, please be literate! Me: white, chubby 5’7″ brunette w/ green eyes, into UFC and hockey, read sci-fi/fantasy, love zombies and post-apocalyptic things. I’m a non-smoker, who’d rather hang at the bookstore or coffee shop instead if clubs. I have a raunchy and sarcastically sense of humor, and I laugh a lot. A good sense of humor is important, so you need to have one if you reply. If you’re interested, email me back and put “Pick Me” in the title. Write about yourself, and please include a recent pic. If I’m interested, I’ll reply and we can email or text. :)
Are you seeing a trend here? I’m a fat, woman with kids but I want a tall, good looking man. I get hate mail for wanting a thin woman with morals merely because I’m crossing “union lines.” Do you see the double standard? If you look where you’ll have the best luck, you’re some sort of deviant. A fisherman fishes where the fish swim. A hunter hunts where the deer are. If you’re looking for a wife, why would you hunt through hordes of fat bisexual wrecks?
Fat women want to keep you locked in where your options are limited. Make a visit to Columbia, Thailand or Ukraine and see why they don’t want you to travel!
Photo that I just took while answering commenter Lily’s comment. Lily suggests that American women aren’t “too fat,” well, I disagree, as I type a response to Lily’s comment I see 7 or 8 women of similar girth in this flight terminal:
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