Chances are you’ve tried internet dating. Big emphasis on “tried”. Before you started, you probably had this idea that there was an information bank of attractive women who were tired of the bar scene and looking for the real deal. Then you found reality.
In today’s sampling I take the a more conservative slice of the “local” (USA) dating scene. I’m going to restrict myself to small towns in Kansas, the geographical centre of the continental US, where feminism is least likely to have taken hold. We’re going to see if there’s anything (and I mean ANYTHING) that would make me consider flying to Kansas as opposed to the Ukraine. Truth be told, it’s already too late for those moss-goblins, but I like to remind myself what I’m missing out on.
Attractive lady seeks man for fun times.
I’m a man, and I like attractive ladies/fun times. What am I waiting for?
“I know this kind of nuts but i proised my kids a vacation this summer but i lost my job and just got another one. I was going to see if anyone would like to take us this weekend to worlds of fun please please no crazys or weirdos. My kids would be the happiest kids in the world.”
Wait, no pictures of “attractive lady” and no mention of “fun times”. Only “I want money, but only from people who are good enough”. I don’t suppose her baby daddy (daddies?) want to spend a weekend with the kids? Wait, they’re probably out chasing attractive ladies. And fun times.
any good men still left out there??
I’m a good man. Better check it out.
So about me. Im 23, single mom…
Yup, nothing attracts good men more than the knowledge that you will be raising someone else’s crotch-dribble (probably a “bad man’s”). I bid you good day Craigslister.
Over on POF (aka Plenty of Fatties, Plenty of Whales, Plenty of Flakes, etc) it doesn’t look much better. Pregnant…fat…single mother…fat pregnant single mother…Oh, what’s this? Looking for a Serious Commitment. Who puts that on their headline?
Wait, attractive educated single Christian woman looks to marry? Pinch me, I’m dreaming. Ouch, now I’m crying. It’s so beautiful, the correct spelling, the multiple pictures of well-lit settings and the close-ups of the face. There’s not laundry list of “wants” (dealbreakers) and interests include domestic and worldly activities! Gentlemen, I believe we’ve found her. The one (truly) attractive single female in North America who wants to get married. I don’t know what to say, or what this feeling is. Is…..is this love? I must know more!
Wait a minute, what’s that up there in the red box? Second Language: Russian. Well, that explains it. Turns out this woman isn’t just different from other American in +50 ways. Fact is she ISN’T American. Sorry guys, false alarm, it looks like what one of Scott’s comments earlier is true. You can occasionally find a diamond in a coal mine and coal in a diamond mine, but if you want to find the right diamond put yourself in a diamond mine before you start looking.
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