It seems like the only time I ever look at the ads of Western women is when one of the guys at work says, “They’re not that bad,” as if I’m exaggerating the narcissism of Western women. Realize now, I’ve had this conversation a 1,000 times – usually in defending my choice in taking an Eastern European Woman as a bride. It really is amazing to hear guys say, “I heard women from Russia were sold as brides in the sex-traffic industry,” or “Russian Women only marry Western Men for their money.” It is comical how there are so many wive’s tales and stereotypes out there – usually spread by feminist women (and men).
And in having this conversation a 1,000 times, I can confidently say that I’ve become an expert in the subject as I NEVER lose a debate. Most of the time, the women nod in agreement that I’m right or else hate me (I guess the truth hurts) and the men end up spending the rest of the day looking at profiles on Elena’s Models. Either way, if you’re armed with the truth and you know what your talking about, its hard to lose this argument. Said pointedly: on the whole, most American women under the age of 35 have an intolerable case of feminism that will lead to nothing but despair for the men that they marry (if they marry at all).
And so, we were doing a “comparison” of some Eastern and Western profiles and this is one of the first that we pulled up:
I am adventurous, relaxed, introverted, introspective, open, sarcastic, lazy
I like roller coasters, trying new things, my cat, travel, hockey, brussel sprouts
I have a mortgage, extra pounds, a thrift store addiction, absolutely no idea what I’m doing
I am not beautiful, rich, simple, political, tidy, narcissistic (despite the posting title)
I do not like smoking, religion, knick knacks, washing dishes, bingo, bugs
I do not have patience, STDs, a drug habit, children, excessive baggage, a criminal record
How about you?
And so, lets analyze:
She says she is lazy, this means you will be expected to cook and wash the dishes. And forget about ever getting a blowjob.
She says she is sarcastic. This means that she is a raging bitch and she will expect you to kiss her ass.
In one sentence she says that she has a mortgage and an addiction to shopping. This means that her FICO score is below 580, bill collectors call the house and she will expect you to spend your paycheck to keep her solvent.
She says that she has a “few extra pounds.” This means that she looks like a Ziploc bag full of fat squeezed together inside of a spandex outfit.
In the next sentence she says she has absolutely no idea what she’s doing. Yeah Sister, you and all of the other feminists.
She then says that she is not beautiful. This probably means that she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
She says she is not narcissistic and then gives a disclaimer that even though her title is narcissistic, she isn’t. Read the whole thing quickly; does it sound odd that she talks only of herself and posts nothing of what she wants in a man nor does she post what she offers? This IS narcissistic.
She says she does not like washing dishes. Check one for Scott; see above “lazy” reference.
She says, “I do not have patience.” Check two for Scott; see above “bitch” reference.
She says in her last sentence that she does not have excessive baggage but in the previous sentence says that she doesn’t like bingo or bugs. She sounds like she has a lot of mental baggage (in addition to the baggage attached to her back side; see above reference “few extra pounds”).
Compare to the message of Nadejda from Kiev, the capital of Ukraine:
Hello, our future family must be united, strong, large, financially secure, full of love and children. An ideal relationship means devotion to each other. I want to spend our honeymoon on a deserted island. I could fall in love with a strong, intelligent, self-confident man with a good sense of humor. Write to me!))
Really, its that easy to win that debate. It is amazing to me that some guys I meet tell me that American women aren’t that bad and then a week later I hear stories that their same girlfriend, who “isn’t so bad,” won’t give them sex, spends all his money, is lazy, etc. I often begin to believe that many men are just afraid to look outside of their comfort zone.
If you haven’t visited Eastern Europe yet, what are you waiting for?
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