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Entertain ME!

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Let’s meet Angela.  She’s from New York City.  That’s the first strike against her – unless you’re looking for fast and free sex, in my opinion, women from Los Angeles, New York, DC and San Francisco are the bottom of the barrel.

Angela is in to mentoring (this means that she’s satisfying the urge to “mother” something without the constraints of motherhood), wine (probably too much wine, too much ass-baggage and too many one night stands), writing (she thinks she’s intellectual), shrimp boils (always fear a woman who lists ANY food item as one of her great passions in life – she will be HUGE after 2 years of marriage), discovering bands and new music (yeah, she’s a weekend party girl), a great haircut (no doubt makes her feel pretty after she spotted her rear end in the mirror climbing out of the shower this morning), event planning (WTF? the question is “the one thing I am most passionate about”), entertaining (another misguided attempt at nurturing), nature (oh geez, another tree-hugger), guitars (she likes unemployed long-haired guys who will ride her on Saturday night and leave without a goodbye, she thinks these “bad boys” make her “naughty,” but in reality, she’s just a pit stop for these Brad Pitt wannabees), and long hikes to nowhere (typical female romantic even though she’ll act as a DNA pit stop for the “bad boys”).

Do you see where I’m getting with this?  This is one of my eHarmony matches.  This woman was asked what ONE THING in life she’s most passionate about and she came up with all of this.  She, like most American women, is severely confused.  She doesn’t want kids, appears to want a good time and it seems that her life of a string of one night stands doesn’t seem so appealing now that she’s crossed the 30 year threshold and her ass is starting to grow in size.

Now she is shifting to find an “anchor” (no doubt a financial anchor) before she loses the last of her looks.  In no time, she’ll be 40, her ovaries will be screaming at her and she will desperately seek a sperm donor for her and her newly acquired lesbian girlfriend.

Oh God how I miss the Ukraine.

The land where men are men and women are women.  The land where women WANT the men to act macho and act like men.

As I look through all of these eHarmony profiles, I can taste throw up in the back of my mouth.  I find American women (for the purposes of marriage and/or a long term relationship) sickening.  I’m happy to have a sexual partner of an American woman, liberal feminism provides lots of sex toys for American Men.  But if I’m looking for the mother of my children or someone to spend my life with, I don’t want to marry the woman who has been the one night stand of so many unemployed long-haired guitar players.

Lets look further into Angela’s profile.  She is asked, “The most important thing I am looking for in a person [mate] is.”  To which Angela replies:

I’m looking for compassion and patience.  Someone who can make ME laugh, entertain ME, (potentially with his music), challenge ME

Wow, it’s like I’m psychic or something.  See what I mean?  She’s a groupie to all of the unemployed long haired guitar players.  But you get the gist of how her mind works, she is the center of the universe, all relationships are gauged on how they make her feel.  As her boyfriend/mate/partner, you will forever be expected to entertain her, make her laugh etc.

And don’t forget the little dog.  American women seem to be acquiring little dogs at an ever increasing rate.  The animal supplants the desire to have children allowing for more freedom to sleep around.  Great if you’re a sex toy, not so good if you want a wife.  Really, do you want to be swimming with all of the long-haired unemployed guitar players?

This is a recurring theme I see over and over again on eHarmony.  The women never say that they’re looking for a partner to serve or even less, to partner with.  They’re looking for men like accessories in their wardrobe, men who will kiss their ass, rub their feet, pay their bills and listen to them while they tell the drama of their days.  The more and more I look at Western Women in this context of liberal feminism, the less and less I want of them.

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Never make fun of fat girls

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Mom always told me that I shouldn’t make fun of fat people or ugly people & I’ve generally stuck to that advice. But what about fat women who think they are God’s gift to the planet? Or how about women that are just lazy and don’t take care of their appearance? What if they suffer from both maladies?

And so, I add to the list of delusional women that I was “offered” on eHarmony. I have a list of maybe 100 of these profiles that I’ve saved that should keep us entertained into 2013. Let me take a moment here and pick a “good one” and we’ll see what we can learn from her profile – what we can learn about Western Women & what we can learn about our society.

This lovely eHarmony match is from British Columbia, Canada. According to her profile, what she is MOST PASSIONATE about in life is studying human nature and history. That sounds great, let’s read on. Then she blows it, she’s interested in Mythology. Oh yikes, next she’ll be wearing crystals and channeling energy. Is this what you want in a life partner? A mythology groupie?

Let’s read on…

She’s age 33 and lists her plans for children as “maybe.” Not surprising, feminism teaches women that being a mother is a lower life status than being a working woman.

I read further… she spends her spare time “volunteering.” Oh my, we’ve read about volunteering before. I’ve come to the conclusion that women who like to “volunteer” are interested in helping starving African children but have no interest in having their own children. And in this way, Western society shrinks as the rest of the world’s populations grow. If you look at it this way, you can see that feminism will (eventually) be directly responsible for the extinction of Western Society.

Regardless of the mass of your potential date, looking at her drinking online makes you salivate at the possibilities of a date with her, right? As I look at this photo, I wonder how many late night bing-drinking parties turned into questionable contacts with multiple football team members or nights of unprotected sex that led to coyote morning.

For those of you that aren’t familiar with coyote morning, that’s when you go home with (what you think is a hot chick – your eyes are blurred by so many drinks) a woman and in the morning you awake to find this girl. Unfortunately, you can’t make an escape because your arm is pinned to the bed by her head. So rather than waking her, you chew your arm off with your teeth and make an escape.

I think she’s trying to put out the “fun” (easy) vibe with this shot. All I see is a dive bar gang-bang:

I read further and as she talks about her future boyfriend/husband who she refers to him as her “partner.” This is another feminist term that has come into vogue lately; it relays to us all – on a conscious and subconscious level – that men and women are equal. Anyone man who has ever talked to a woman knows that men and women are quite different! And that’s not even taking anatomy into consideration!

For the life of me, I can’t understand why this woman wouldn’t just put the Big Mac down and head over to the gym. And then I realize: she can still get men! Western Men don’t realize the bad hand they’ve been dealt. They don’t travel overseas and see so many hot Ukrainian, Columbian and Thai Women. If they did, this girl wouldn’t get a second look. In the land of the blind, the one eye’d man (or in this case, woman) is King (or Queen). This woman is the only game in town and some sucker American/Canadian man will take her bait.

Look on men, you don’t need to settle. Get overseas and check out what else is out there!

Last parting shot: why do women think that standing next to their hot friends will make them look hotter?

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A letter from Matt

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… a Western man with a date & interpreter in Odessa’s walking district…

Just rec’d this email from Matt and he agreed to let me post it. Thanks for the input Matt, I’ll answer your questions in the form of comment additions to his post.  I’d love to hear from any other readers – if you have some insight on this subject, please feel free to put in your two cents as you think are appropriate:

Gotta hand it to you man… I ran across your blog and I enjoyed it quite a bit. I too have done [am doing] that eHarmony crap. (did match.com too) You’re right on the money… delusional chicks with check lists the size of the Great Wall… and they’ve already let themselves go, and their clock is ticking so loud you’d think a metronome is duct taped to your ear. As a very successful [and decent looking - go to the gym 3 times a week] professional in my 30′s, it can be hard to meet new people so I gave the online dating thing a try. Boy did I learn that even the “good looking” ones on these sites are using old pictures, or “myspace angles” – complete bait and switch bullshit. You find out only after you’re at a restaurant dropping cash.

I’ve also come to the conclusion the really good looking women, are serial daters… always on the lookout for something “better”. And since they are really good looking… well they have that luxury as there is never a shortage of men going after the hotties.

So I find myself entertaining “mail order” but I didn’t fall off the turnip truck yesterday and know there are tons of scams… I found a lot of what you had to say quite enlightening… and I really appreciate your posts… as I am seriously entertaining going abroad to find a woman… but still trying to put all the pieces together… so the more tips or lessons learned you post the better… for instance… if I wanted to get started on learning some of the language so that I wouldn’t need an interpreter … any learning material recommendations? etc…

Thanks again for your blog… it was a refreshing and educating read. Keep it up!

Matt – in the ol’ USofA

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