Mom Check FAIL!


Men, always remember to do the mom check. As I look at so many mother and daughter combinations it’s like looking at a time machine; you can see how 25 years ago the mother was the twin to her daughter. 90% of women will grow to look like their mother – or worse! With this new McDonalds generation you will often see a 20 year old young woman who outweighs her 45 year old mother. Do the math; she’s not going to lose weight as she ages. By the time most of today’s 20 year old chunky girls reach 35 they will look like Jabba the Hut!

Been at the Crossfit routine again and made a visit to McDees to keep the weight up and I saw this Ma and daughter combo. The daughter is a hot Ukrainian girl and while she may lure a less experienced visitor – not this pilgrim. I can see what she will be in 20 years. Girlfriend? OK. Wife? Not on your life.

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Sitting at a local cafe here in Odessa, Ukraine I just watched for an hour as example after example of Mother-daughter clone teams walked by. It is uncanny how most are of similar height, bone structure and their face, bra size – everything is about the same except one has 20+ years and a few pounds.

I’m gonna call this a Mom check PASS as this Mom who is probably in her late 40′s or early 50′s is in better shape than 95% of American women her age. And this is after kids! The daughter is hot so I’m giving these ladies an “A.”

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My next example is a Mom check fail. The daughter may be hot but we can see what she will become.

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In a recent phenomenon, I’ve begun to notice Moms that are hotter than their daughters. Yes, even McDonalds fat asses are coming to Ukraine. I often see a family with three children. The 12 year old and 9 year old are normal weight but the 6 year old looks like a Kuwaiti, American or a Samoan! So sad to see the worst of Americana infecting the world like this…

In this photo, the daughter (in white) was already pushing maximum density whereas Mom was still looking good. The daughter “would have” looked good later in life but she has already begun sliding down that Jenny Craig slippery slope.

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I saved my best for last. Just to compare Ukrainian and American women I pulled a Mom check candidate from this week’s eHarmony matches. I love it when girls post pics of their Ma on their profile. It saves you having to go on 3 dates to get to see a Mom photo. If you’re very slick you’ll send her Christmas photos and encourage her to do the same. I’ve ended contact many times after seeing the Grinch – oops, I mean her Mom.

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Get Her To Notice You

The Bird Dog


So you and your buddy go to the bar and he has to “take one for the team,” in this case he is your “wing man.”  But when a buddy is out looking for a woman for you, in the midwest, they call this the “Bird Dog.”  “Hey buddy, I’m bird doggin for ya.”  And so, one mother/grandmother did this last week at the “social” wherein I wasted $350 of my hard-earned dollars.

This little Babushka (Grandma) looking woman reports that she is 51 but she looks like the long side of 67.  I suppose that many Ukrainian women – like many Asian Women – age in dog years.  Yeah, call me the a-hole for being politically incorrect and stating the obvious but someone should say it.

I digress.  Sometime during that circus of old and skanky Ukrainian women – and a few pretty ones – the Babushka asked for my phone number.  She swore up and down that her beautiful daughter would just love me.  I had a half dozen bottles of that shit champagne (the kind that looks like piss and kills you the next day) and I gave it to her.  And last night she called!  She was bringing her daughter to my apartment.  Ah, no.  How about we meet in the city center.  “Where?” she asks.  I tell her McDonalds, not because I want to eat there but because it is a central location and everyone knows where it is.

Long story short, her daughter couldn’t make it so her neighbor came along and brought her 22 year old daughter.  But, she wasn’t very impressed with my McDonalds meeting location, oh, and I was the same age as the Mom!  The 22 year old girl was quite pretty and very much wanted to go out with me but Mom would have nothing to do with me and she drug her daughter away who looked back with “f” me eyes.

I suppose I should be relived, the girl did not pass the Mom Check.

What a week.

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The Secrets of Attraction

The Mom check


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This post will be the first on the phenomenon wherein a girl grows up to look just like her Mother. Before you ever get married, be sure to check out her Ma; is she fat? Did she age in dog years? Is she crazy? You get the idea.

In the photo above of a Ukrainian woman and her daughter I could hardly tell them apart. This is a good thing.

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Make Her Want You