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Mom always told me that I shouldn’t make fun of fat people or ugly people & I’ve generally stuck to that advice. But what about fat women who think they are God’s gift to the planet? Or how about women that are just lazy and don’t take care of their appearance? What if they suffer from both maladies?

And so, I add to the list of delusional women that I was “offered” on eHarmony. I have a list of maybe 100 of these profiles that I’ve saved that should keep us entertained into 2013. Let me take a moment here and pick a “good one” and we’ll see what we can learn from her profile – what we can learn about Western Women & what we can learn about our society.

This lovely eHarmony match is from British Columbia, Canada. According to her profile, what she is MOST PASSIONATE about in life is studying human nature and history. That sounds great, let’s read on. Then she blows it, she’s interested in Mythology. Oh yikes, next she’ll be wearing crystals and channeling energy. Is this what you want in a life partner? A mythology groupie?

Let’s read on…

She’s age 33 and lists her plans for children as “maybe.” Not surprising, feminism teaches women that being a mother is a lower life status than being a working woman.

I read further… she spends her spare time “volunteering.” Oh my, we’ve read about volunteering before. I’ve come to the conclusion that women who like to “volunteer” are interested in helping starving African children but have no interest in having their own children. And in this way, Western society shrinks as the rest of the world’s populations grow. If you look at it this way, you can see that feminism will (eventually) be directly responsible for the extinction of Western Society.

Regardless of the mass of your potential date, looking at her drinking online makes you salivate at the possibilities of a date with her, right? As I look at this photo, I wonder how many late night bing-drinking parties turned into questionable contacts with multiple football team members or nights of unprotected sex that led to coyote morning.

For those of you that aren’t familiar with coyote morning, that’s when you go home with (what you think is a hot chick – your eyes are blurred by so many drinks) a woman and in the morning you awake to find this girl. Unfortunately, you can’t make an escape because your arm is pinned to the bed by her head. So rather than waking her, you chew your arm off with your teeth and make an escape.

I think she’s trying to put out the “fun” (easy) vibe with this shot. All I see is a dive bar gang-bang:

I read further and as she talks about her future boyfriend/husband who she refers to him as her “partner.” This is another feminist term that has come into vogue lately; it relays to us all – on a conscious and subconscious level – that men and women are equal. Anyone man who has ever talked to a woman knows that men and women are quite different! And that’s not even taking anatomy into consideration!

For the life of me, I can’t understand why this woman wouldn’t just put the Big Mac down and head over to the gym. And then I realize: she can still get men! Western Men don’t realize the bad hand they’ve been dealt. They don’t travel overseas and see so many hot Ukrainian, Columbian and Thai Women. If they did, this girl wouldn’t get a second look. In the land of the blind, the one eye’d man (or in this case, woman) is King (or Queen). This woman is the only game in town and some sucker American/Canadian man will take her bait.

Look on men, you don’t need to settle. Get overseas and check out what else is out there!

Last parting shot: why do women think that standing next to their hot friends will make them look hotter?

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If I only had more time for this blog I could make ten posts a day. These crazy American women make it so easy.

I wanted to type about Odessa in Ukraine, about Belarus (love Minsk) and about my travels in Russia. But no. It is not to be. I saw this profile on eHarmony and it just couldn’t wait.

If you’re into slightly chubby women, I guess she doesn’t look too bad. Although the extra weight makes her early 30′s birthdate look more like 42.

I should probably just post some of what she wrote and you can see just how detached from reality these American women are (and what a waste of time eHarmony is). Well, after reading Double Your Dates by David DeAngelo I may rethink the whole eHarmony experience; if I can turn all of these crazy women into no-committment sex toys, why not?

I digress. Let’s see what this little red-headed gem as to say:

What she’s looking for in a man: “hmmm…I can’t really narrow it down to just one quality but some qualities that are important to me are honesty, sincerity and someone who doesn’t mind if i [sic] dance in the supermarket or Ikea because a cool old song is playing. Hopefully this person is also passionate, genuine and open minded, and they will dance with me. Bonus points go to intelligence, being driven and level headed, kind (not just to small animals), considerate and patient….and tolerant. Oh, and being able to whip up some awesome eggs for breakfast… (hold the bacon (if i’m [sic] being a good vegetarian that week)).

Wow. Did you get all of that? I’d expect so many demands from a super hot woman. But have a look again at that photo. This woman should be happy with a man who comes home at all: bonus points for not beating you. Well, maybe you think that she’s as beautiful as Yosemite. Fine then, but do you really want to dance with her in Ikea? I think this woman has a screw loose somewhere. If you do pass the “dance in the supermarket” check, you still have to love small animals, be tolerant – in other words she wants a p*ssy man. But wait, here she is as confused as most American women, she also wants a man who is driven and level headed. Read: a man that will ride her rough and pull her hair during sex.

But what kills me is that she actually thinks that she is going to attract a man by putting out a call for a man who will cook breakfast for her. Seriously? If you’re looking at this profile and thinking about cooking her breakfast, you might as well go and see a plastic surgeon and have a quick-disconnect lever added to your penis and you can just give it to her when you leave for work each day!

I was wondering where this whack-job woman was getting these crazy ideas and then I flipped to her next photo. And look at that, she’s a Buddhist. Of course, now it all makes sense.

In my studies of American women I have found that any woman who has certain interests is almost always going to be a nut-jub feminist. You should avoid the following types:

1. Buddhists

2. Practices Yoga (in any form – its not excercise, its a religion)

3. Volunteers & it is a central part of their life – while they are saving orphans in Uganda, who is taking care of your needs?

4. Fails the Mom Check.

5. Displays signs of the illness EGS (excessive girth syndrome) – if she’s a little chunky now, she’s going to blow up huge after marriage.

6. Has photos of her pets on her profile or talks about her pets all the time. If you want kids – forget it, her pets ARE the kids. If you don’t want pets, forget about a life with her without animal hair, barking and sharing your bed with four-footed animals.

7. Any woman who is in school and over the age of 30. This is a clear sign of a desire to “self-improve” (more feminist man-bashing rhetoric).

8. Any woman who studies psychology. Most people go into the field of psychology because they are f*cked up and they’re trying to understand their own illness. Once they think they’re “cured” they want to fix everyone else.

9. Any woman who professes a desire for “self-improvement.” This is usually someone who has been exposed to Buddhism, belief in Karma & the belief that life is temporary – ie., “live in the moment,” type women. Great for f*ck buddies, but don’t start a serious relationship with one and certainly don’t marry one!

10. Any woman who is so concerned with being green (saving the planet/enviornment) that she is willing to bypass children and enjoying the “fun” things in life. News ladies: the Indians, Muslims, Chinese & the rest of the third world population don’t give a crap about global warming. But they’re breeding you out of existance. If you are ok with that, fine, but don’t marry one of these women with an expectation of children.

Last parting shot across the bow: why should any man be feeding this woman eggs? A wise man would drag her by the ear to the track and run her around for 5 miles each day. You don’t find crazy/fat women like this in the Ukraine!

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