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Entertain ME!

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Let’s meet Angela.  She’s from New York City.  That’s the first strike against her – unless you’re looking for fast and free sex, in my opinion, women from Los Angeles, New York, DC and San Francisco are the bottom of the barrel.

Angela is in to mentoring (this means that she’s satisfying the urge to “mother” something without the constraints of motherhood), wine (probably too much wine, too much ass-baggage and too many one night stands), writing (she thinks she’s intellectual), shrimp boils (always fear a woman who lists ANY food item as one of her great passions in life – she will be HUGE after 2 years of marriage), discovering bands and new music (yeah, she’s a weekend party girl), a great haircut (no doubt makes her feel pretty after she spotted her rear end in the mirror climbing out of the shower this morning), event planning (WTF? the question is “the one thing I am most passionate about”), entertaining (another misguided attempt at nurturing), nature (oh geez, another tree-hugger), guitars (she likes unemployed long-haired guys who will ride her on Saturday night and leave without a goodbye, she thinks these “bad boys” make her “naughty,” but in reality, she’s just a pit stop for these Brad Pitt wannabees), and long hikes to nowhere (typical female romantic even though she’ll act as a DNA pit stop for the “bad boys”).

Do you see where I’m getting with this?  This is one of my eHarmony matches.  This woman was asked what ONE THING in life she’s most passionate about and she came up with all of this.  She, like most American women, is severely confused.  She doesn’t want kids, appears to want a good time and it seems that her life of a string of one night stands doesn’t seem so appealing now that she’s crossed the 30 year threshold and her ass is starting to grow in size.

Now she is shifting to find an “anchor” (no doubt a financial anchor) before she loses the last of her looks.  In no time, she’ll be 40, her ovaries will be screaming at her and she will desperately seek a sperm donor for her and her newly acquired lesbian girlfriend.

Oh God how I miss the Ukraine.

The land where men are men and women are women.  The land where women WANT the men to act macho and act like men.

As I look through all of these eHarmony profiles, I can taste throw up in the back of my mouth.  I find American women (for the purposes of marriage and/or a long term relationship) sickening.  I’m happy to have a sexual partner of an American woman, liberal feminism provides lots of sex toys for American Men.  But if I’m looking for the mother of my children or someone to spend my life with, I don’t want to marry the woman who has been the one night stand of so many unemployed long-haired guitar players.

Lets look further into Angela’s profile.  She is asked, “The most important thing I am looking for in a person [mate] is.”  To which Angela replies:

I’m looking for compassion and patience.  Someone who can make ME laugh, entertain ME, (potentially with his music), challenge ME

Wow, it’s like I’m psychic or something.  See what I mean?  She’s a groupie to all of the unemployed long haired guitar players.  But you get the gist of how her mind works, she is the center of the universe, all relationships are gauged on how they make her feel.  As her boyfriend/mate/partner, you will forever be expected to entertain her, make her laugh etc.

And don’t forget the little dog.  American women seem to be acquiring little dogs at an ever increasing rate.  The animal supplants the desire to have children allowing for more freedom to sleep around.  Great if you’re a sex toy, not so good if you want a wife.  Really, do you want to be swimming with all of the long-haired unemployed guitar players?

This is a recurring theme I see over and over again on eHarmony.  The women never say that they’re looking for a partner to serve or even less, to partner with.  They’re looking for men like accessories in their wardrobe, men who will kiss their ass, rub their feet, pay their bills and listen to them while they tell the drama of their days.  The more and more I look at Western Women in this context of liberal feminism, the less and less I want of them.

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Make me some eggs!

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If I only had more time for this blog I could make ten posts a day.  These crazy American women make it so easy.

I wanted to type about Odessa in Ukraine, about Belarus (love Minsk) and about my travels in Russia.  But no.  It is not to be.  I saw this profile on eHarmony and it just couldn’t wait.

If you’re into slightly chubby women, I guess she doesn’t look too bad.  Although the extra weight makes her early 30′s birthdate look more like 42.

I should probably just post some of what she wrote and you can see just how detached from reality these American women are (and what a waste of time eHarmony is).  Well, after reading Double Your Dates by David DeAngelo I may rethink the whole eHarmony experience; if I can turn all of these crazy women into no-committment sex toys, why not?

I digress.  Let’s see what this little red-headed gem as to say:

What she’s looking for in a man:  “hmmm…I can’t really narrow it down to just one quality but some qualities that are important to me are honesty, sincerity and someone who doesn’t mind if i [sic] dance in the supermarket or Ikea because a cool old song is playing.  Hopefully this person is also passionate, genuine and open minded, and they will dance with me.  Bonus points go to intelligence, being driven and level headed, kind (not just to small animals), considerate and patient….and tolerant.  Oh, and being able to whip up some awesome eggs for breakfast… (hold the bacon (if i’m [sic] being a good vegetarian that week)).

Wow.  Did you get all of that?  I’d expect so many demands from a super hot woman.  But have a look again at that photo.  This woman should be happy with a man who comes home at all: bonus points for not beating you.  Well, maybe you think that she’s as beautiful as Yosemite.  Fine then, but do you really want to dance with her in Ikea?  I think this woman has a screw loose somewhere.  If you do pass the “dance in the supermarket” check, you still have to love small animals, be tolerant – in other words she wants a p*ssy man.  But wait, here she is as confused as most American women, she also wants a man who is driven  and level headed.  Read: a man that will ride her rough and pull her hair during sex.

But what kills me is that she actually thinks that she is going to attract a man by putting out a call for a man who will cook breakfast for her.  Seriously?  If you’re looking at this profile and thinking about cooking her breakfast, you might as well go and see a plastic surgeon and have a quick-disconnect lever added to your penis and you can just give it to her when you leave for work each day!

I was wondering where this whack-job woman was getting these crazy ideas and then I flipped to her next photo.  And look at that, she’s a Buddhist.  Of course, now it all makes sense.

In my studies of American women I have found that any woman who has certain interests is almost always going to be a nut-jub feminist.  You should avoid the following types:

1.  Buddhists

2.  Practices Yoga (in any form – its not excercise, its a religion)

3.  Volunteers & it is a central part of their life – while they are saving orphans in Uganda, who is taking care of your needs?

4.  Fails the Mom Check.

5.  Displays signs of the illness EGS (excessive girth syndrome) – if she’s a little chunky now, she’s going to blow up huge after marriage.

6.  Has photos of her pets on her profile or talks about her pets all the time.  If you want kids – forget it, her pets ARE the kids.  If you don’t want pets, forget about a life with her without animal hair, barking and sharing your bed with four-footed animals.

7.  Any woman who is in school and over the age of 30.  This is a clear sign of a desire to “self-improve” (more feminist man-bashing rhetoric).

8.  Any woman who studies psychology.  Most people go into the field of psychology because they are f*cked up and they’re trying to understand their own illness.  Once they think they’re “cured” they want to fix everyone else.

9.  Any woman who professes a desire for “self-improvement.”  This is usually someone who has been exposed to Buddhism,  belief in Karma & the belief that life is temporary – ie., “live in the moment,” type women.  Great for f*ck buddies, but don’t start a serious relationship with one and certainly don’t marry one!

10.  Any woman who is so concerned with being green (saving the planet/enviornment) that she is willing to bypass children and enjoying the “fun” things in life.  News ladies:  the Indians, Muslims, Chinese & the rest of the third world population don’t give a crap about global warming.  But they’re breeding you out of existance.  If you are ok with that, fine, but don’t marry one of these women with an expectation of children.

Last parting shot across the bow: why should any man be feeding this woman eggs?  A wise man would drag her by the ear to the track and run her around for 5 miles each day.  You don’t find crazy/fat women like this in the Ukraine!

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